Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoalauna e like me kēlā e noho ana i loko o koʻu keʻena, e hāʻawi pū wau iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. A kono aku au i koʻu mau hoaaloha e hoʻokamakama iā ia. He ʻiʻo maikaʻi kāna e huki ʻia ai koʻu alelo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano moa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole au e kāhāhā inā paha he cum i loko o kona waha - makemake nā kaikamāhine e hoʻohana ʻia e like me nā bitches. He kakahiaka maikaʻi kēlā!
Hoʻopilikia nā wāhine ʻAsia i ke kālā. ʻO ke kāne a ʻaʻohe kāne, ʻaʻohe mea pili. 'Ōlelo lākou inā kohoʻia ka wahine e ka poʻe mākaʻikaʻi no kēia,ʻo ia hoʻi, lawe maiʻo ia i ka hauʻoli i kaʻohana. ʻO nā mea hana ʻai! No laila hiki iā lākou ke hou aku iā lākou me ke akea, a e noho ke kāne ma ke alaloa - e kali ana iā ia e loaʻa. A ʻoiaʻiʻo, e like me kā mākou mau moa, he hauʻoli ka dick Africa. Ua like ia me ka launa pū ʻana me ka malihini - Welina mai i ka Honua, e nā hoaaloha!
Auē, he ʻōniʻoniʻo kēlā! Mmm, makemake wau e kanu i kaʻu pahu i loko o kona lua pulu!