ʻO ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa a me ka hahau ʻana, ʻo ia ka hopena o ka wahine. Makemake nā ʻīlio āpau e hoʻopaʻi ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia. A inā makemake ka Haku, ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻi ʻia e kona mau hoaaloha, akā e nā mīkini pū me nā dicks. I ka manawa like, lilo ke kaikamahine i mea makemake nui a loaʻa. ʻO ke kuko i kēia manawa ʻo kāna raison d'être.
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Makemake au i ka moe kolohe e like me ia)))))