A ʻaʻole hewa, akā naʻe - e kāhea i kahi masseur ma ka home, a laila hele mālie i ka moekolohe! A laila ʻaʻole noi ʻia kāu kāne e lomilomi - hele koke i ka moekolohe! ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi a ma ka laulā ʻaʻole ia he masseur maikaʻi ʻole - hana nā lima a me nā lehelehe i ka moa a laila hana ʻo foreman ma ka moa i ke kūlana wahine lio. No laila, i loko o kēia wikiō ua hana nā hoa ʻelua ma ke ʻano he masseur, a ʻoihana loa!
Nani nā kaikuahine! Ua makemake nui au i ka mea kahiko, momona, makua. A he manaʻo maikaʻi loa kona - e hoʻokuʻu i kona kaikaina ma kēia ʻano, ʻaʻole me kahi malihini mai ke alanui, ka mea e makaʻala ai kekahi, akā hāʻawi ʻo ia i kāna hoa kāne hoʻāʻo a ʻoiaʻiʻo. Pono nō ke kaikuaʻana e aʻo i ke kaikaina i ke amu ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe kapa e like me kona ponoʻī, a i ʻole ke ʻoki lauoho pili maikaʻi.
ʻAuē, makemake au e pāʻani!