Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
He nui nā kaikamāhine e moeʻuhane e lilo i wahine palaka a hana i nā penises kāne ma ke alanui. No laila, lawe lākou i ko lākou waha a hōʻike paha i ko lākou mau ʻāpana. Ma ʻaneʻi a ʻaʻole manaʻo kēia mau mea nani he pono e wehe i ke kapa - ʻo kā lākou hana nui ka huki ʻana iā lākou i lalo a hoʻouna iā lākou ma ke alanui. Malia paha e lilo kekahi o lākou i kumu hoʻohālike a i hōkū kiʻiʻoniʻoni paha, akā pono lākou e hakakā no ka hana. A laila aia ka poʻe Negero, a puni lākou i nā pōʻai. Laki loa kekahi o lākou i ka omo ʻana i nā kūlana ʻoluʻolu a no ke kālā maikaʻi.
He ala maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea hana e hoʻokomo i kāna ana hohonu i kona lauoho ʻulaʻula. A pūlima pū me ka ʻīnika keʻokeʻo ma luna o kāna hoki: "E hoʻohana me ka hilinaʻi!